Start: Okay, I'm leaving the house. I have on cuddleduds under my tights, a longsleeve shirt, jacket, hat with earcovers, and gloves, so I'm good to go. OMG. It's freezing. Literally freezing. Actually, it's several degrees below freezing. There's still snow on the ground - this is a really bad idea. No, the sidewalks are clear, so the trail's probably okay. No excuses. I'm doing this.
Mile 1: My lungs are burning. I can see every breath in the air. Maybe I should have worn some kind of mouth cover. Oh look - another runner! Dude, we're hardcore. Yes, our mutual waves mean "glad to see I'm not the only one crazy enough to run in this." Maybe this isn't so bad - I'm actually smiling.
Mile 2: Oh my. The pedestrian bridges over the creek are still covered in ice & snow and are potential death traps. Go slow, go slow, don't break a leg. Hopefully as it continues to warm up, and as the sun keeps shining, then the next ones will be thawing out.
Mile 3: My hands are hot. I think I'm going to take off my gloves. Oh shit. Nope, gloves going back on! My palms are really hot. Do they make palm-less gloves? I mean, I know they make fingerless gloves...but my fingers need to be covered - my palms are hot! I should check into this when I get home.
Mile 4: Okay, time to turn around, and fuel. Uh-oh, my gel is practically frozen. Maybe I should stick it in my bra so my body heat can warm it up a little and it'll be easier to get down. OH GOD...I think I've given my left boob frostbite!!! Is that possible? Soooooo cold. But, it seems to have worked. And hooray for freeze-proof water fountains!
Mile 5: Dogs in winter coats are the cutest thing. Ever.
Mile 6: Where did this wind come from? Did I have a tailwind outbound and not even notice? I feel like I'm slowing down. Ooof - the wind makes my face hurt. Back to wishing I have some kind of face cover. Why does the outbound leg not feel like it's downhill, but the return path definitely feels like uphill?
Mile 7: This bridge definitely did not thaw out while I was out. Go slow, go slow, don't break a leg.
Mile 8: 1 mile left. I am a total badass for rocking this run. It feels like it's finally above freezing, but I've warmed up a lot, so maybe that's just in my head. No, it's definitely gotten warmer. There's less snow along the path than when I started. This last mile sucks.
Done: Home! Home! Home! OMG, now that I've stopped moving, I'm freezing again. Totally shaking, even inside the house. I'm making myself hot tea and hopping in a steamy shower. Yay me!